Asian Girl Lylena-Kay is like Kaylani Lei misspelled except its missing a couple letters. She’s quite particular about how her name is pronounced it too so you better get it right. “Its NOT lie-leen-nah, lil-lanh-nee, or however else…it’s LIL-LEN-NAH” Okay, whatever your name is, all I ask is that you let me smell your hair. Honestly, if I could at least just get that close to her, I would already pass out like a baby. I’m a sucker for Asian girls. But I’m an even bigger sucker for Asian girls wearing floral print dresses and long hair laid out over their boobs. Lil lennah lylena lil lion whatever. Damn, if I had to take a quiz and the grand prize was to eat her out, I’d probably lose like a punk but I’ll study if I have to!

I’m hot but I like to wear big fuzzy boots beacuse my feet are cold

There’s not one girl in there that I wouldn’t be more than happy to take home and show them how to clean house. White tank tops and denim miniskirts galore, this is like heaven. Except better. Lylena is still the hottest of the group though and I would take her over all three of the others. Sorry, but she is just that much hotter. The one on the right looks a tad bit scary to me for some rason. The pigtails girl looks like she could be fun… like taking a farmer girl out to the city =)

Ladies, don’t worry there’s plenty to go around, no need to start a catfight, not that I would mind. Or a scarier caption would be “The day my girlfriends all found out about each other” Why can’t we all just get along?

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Asian model Sheleen’s a crazy hottie who goes around dancing and modeling on the sweet islands of Hawaii. At 21, she’s barely old enough to drink but she looks like she’s had quite the experience in partying. Sheleen actually works as a gogo dancer for a couple of clubs. Can’t wait to visit Hawaii and see this hottie work her magic.

Blond highlights and an orange-tanned skin tone combined together just screams out Hawaiian babe ready to play. Say, let’s play tennis and have this hot Asian chick pick up our balls

Sheleen’s quite a slim girl but she has an incredible bust for a 5′3″ chick. She’s a beaut and with 9,000 friends, a definite socialite as well. I love Asian girls who are popular. Not sure I’d go out with them per se but I’d love to say “Yea I hit that!” American Pie’s such a bad influence.

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With over 44,000 friends, Rosa Stacey is on her way to becoming another Asian cyber-diva model. Rosa went to high school in Fresno as well as a year in CSU Fresno. She’s got quite the resume experience including Hot Import Nights, vodka ads, and a couple of bikini shows. Shaped in a frame of 5′5″ 120 lbs at 20 years of age, this Asian hottie’s got the ideal body for an Asian model. Business-minded Rosa knows very well that the internet is key to her marketing so she even has a few Youtube videos of her photo shoots out there on the web.

Residing in the OC, she even has a PO box in case any of you become crazy fans of Rosa Stacey and decide to write to her. Here’s the PO:

Rosa Stacey Oul
P.O. BOX 291
BREA, CA 92822

For those of you who like ghetto girls, I’m sure she is to some extent as she likes to type all her letter o’s into zeroes (y0u g0t that, br0?). And even if not, she does look classy enough in her modeling pics to satisfy the more sophisticated bunch. Funny thing about these models is that they like to claim that they make $150,000 to $200,000. Now I’m sure people like Kaila Yu, Natasha Yi, etc command some of those figures but less well-known models.. I’m not quite so sure about. Possible, but sometimes I think they’re making that shit up just for the fun of it or to peacock.

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Residing in Orange County, California, Krista Kim Nguyen is a hot Vietnamese model who’s got some brains to go along with the beauty. She talks a lot about her likes and dislikes in her profile. She likes makeup, beauty, food, and getting in bed with horny guys that read websites about Asian girls’ Myspaces. Ok, so I lied about the last part. Sue me. Which reminds me, that this girl got sued for downloading music. Wow, hot chick gets sued for downloading music. Too bad it didn’t make the five o’clock news.

This is Krista with her Mecca Cafe crew. Can you spot Krista? Ok, neither can I. There’s just too many hot Asian girls, and non-Asian girls in the photo shoot here. If I had all of those girls in my room, I’m not quite sure what I’d do with all of them. Probably make them line up and wait their turn. I can take a threesome, maybe even a foursome, but a 9-on-1 might be a little too rowdy. I’d hate to get in the middle of a catfight and lose an eye over it.

The picture’s missing something. Hey, you.. yea you.. the one with the eyes glued to this website with a hard-on. Get behind Krista and pose just like her. Haha, if only. Till next time, my friends.

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I just love Asian starlet Kaylani Lei’s headline on Myspace. “It’s not a lay till you get Lei’d.” Pun totally intended. Kaylani Lei’s real name is Ashley Spalding so it wouldn’t quite work out if she had to use her real name. It’s not a lay till you get Spalding’d. Yea. Totally wouldn’t work. Reminds me of Big 5 Sporting Goods where I go and buy basketballs that are branded Spalding. Except I’d much rather get an Ashley Spalding than a b-ball labeled Spalding.

If you haven’t seen any of Kaylani’s videos, they’re a must for any Asian adult video fans. She does a wonderful job of looking aloof while getting the action done. She’s even been nominated for several positions by Adult Video News.. such as Best Actress in Sweatshop (2004) and Beautiful (2004). I’ve never seen those, but maybe I will now. With over 95 films under her belt, goodness knows it’d take me a whole month to watch every movie on a daily basis.

Okay, who’s the lucky guy that gets to watch Kaylani Lei piss in the bathroom. Who the fuck thought to take some random ass picture of Kaylani on a toilet with her pants down. Ingenious. Well it’s a lot better than watching the Jackass crew go to a home improvement store and shit in the toilet. That was disgusting. This is beautiful.

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Not much background information on this Asian chick from Vancouver, Canada except that her name is Jessykah. What a unique way to spell a name which is traditionally spelled Jessica. What were her parents smokin at the time? Just kidding, it’s a pretty unique way to add a twist to an all too popular name. I love Asian girls with names that I have never heard. I must know at least a dozen Jennifers, a few Vanessas, a handful of Emilys and a couple of Julias. Now Jessykah? That’s unique… at least in spelling.

Alright, what are we doing here? Stop right there. There’s no need for a princess to work so hard. Please, allow me to help you push your bra up for you. But really. What exactly is she doing in this picture. Goodness knows, but I can just imagine the person taking the pictures screaming “Myspace!” =)

I’m sorry Jessykah. As unique as your name is and as beautiful as you are, I have to give it up to Tila for stealing the flair in this picture. But how can I compare you with Tila. She’s practically an Asian-American goddess in the world of modeling. No worries, I’d still take you home. With Tila. Can I get a threesome to go, please? No fries. I’m good.

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An experienced adult star, this Filipina hottie goes by the stage name of Charmane Star. Charmane has a lot going for her these days at the age of 28. She may be small in stature at five foot and 90 pounds. She went from being a Nordstrom sales girl to being a full blown adult star as well as being a nightclub owner. Born in the Philippines and raised in the states, Charmane knows understands Tagalog but doesn’t speak it fluently.

Charmane started her career in modeling by doing shoots for Hustler and other adult mags, which naturally led to adult videos. She’s got a passion for art though I haven’t seen any of this art myself. People are probably a lot more interested in the art she makes in videos. Yea I’ll admit it. I’d rather see her 34B-22-34 frame than a frame with her painting. Though I’d be down for body painting

Adult stars love to claim they’re bisexual and maybe they are to some extent but most of them really are just straight girls who play around with girls. They never get into serious relationships with girls however and usually end up with guys. Charmane is one of these girls and has a boyfriend in her life. Sorry guys. You can always imagine being the boyfriend in some of her POV videos though!

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Hot Asian model Aiko Tanaka has an intriguing personality as she does looks. She’s Japanese with a quarter Korean ancestry. Aiko means love child (Ai=love, ko = child) for those of you who love a little trivia. The first thing I notice about Aiko is that her English isn’t flawless, meaning she probably wasn’t born in the states. When I did a little further digging, I found that she is actually born in Tokyo, Japan. How exotic

Aiko’s been around and has graced the covers of car magazines, car shows, Howard Stern, MTV, and modeling exhibitions. She’s got beautiful brown eyes and nice white skin that could make her an Asian version of Snow White. I like how she blogs every now and then and lets us in on a tidbit of her personal life. She must be super-popular with close to 26,000 comments in the list. Not sure how many friends she has but I’m sure it’s a hundred times more than what I have on my Myspace profile. How would I ever expect to beat a hot Asian girl such as Aiko in terms of friends? Maybe if I was Chris Brown, it’d be a different story.

A couple more pictures of the beautiful Aiko Tanaka. Sayonara for now!

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Here’s the lowdown on Asian model hottie Abbie Ratay. She’s a Korean model, works as a gogo dancer as well as bartending, goes out to party, and has been on a bunch of car shows and magazines. Sounds like a busy life to me! Make sure you scheduled some time in your calendar for me, Abbie!

Man if I had known there was a hot girl linked to car service, I would have went to that shop first! Just kidding, guys. Abbie’s just modeling for a car parts magazine and she looks like she’s having tons of fun. Look at that short black and white miniskirt. Wow, that miniskirt would look no better on any other girl but Abbie Ratay. “Say could you take a look at my engine. Yes, just pop the hood and.. yea look closer. In fact, you might have to bend down a little bit. Wow, nice. Oh, I meant the engine.” I’d put my dipstick straight into her

Why does Abbie Ratay take pictures with wackos like these guys? Yea, I’m so cool. I’m going to throw up a random finger sign to make myself look cool and wear a t-shirt with a print of a chain because I can’t afford a real one. Fuck that guy, Abbie. No, not literally. Just fucking dump that guy on the curb so you can kick it with a real man. Like me. Or my brother here reading this page. Anyone but that loser.

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If you simply search “hot asian girls” on Youtube, there is no way you’re going to miss out on Ailee. She ranks fourth on the search results for “hot asian girls” and rightfully so. Her cover of David Choi’s love song dedicated to Youtube is just amazing and has gained over 107,000 views to date. Ailee’s got the “girl next door” looks as well as a beautiful voice!

Ailee claims that she likes hip hop and r&b which I think is awesome. I love girls who are into hip hop and r&b for some reason. Don’t ask me why. I can’t explain it. But Ailee definitely has that casual urban style going for her. Kinda reminds me of the Asian girls I used to see in high school all dressed to impress and damn did it work. I couldn’t keep my eyes off some of these girls. And I bet if Ailee was sitting right in front of me, I would have failed that class right then and there! Forget physics… we’re talking chemistry baby!

It’s confirmed that Ailee’s out to sell an album any month now. She’s obviously going pro with this stuff. And I can’t blame her. She’s got the voice, the looks, and the personality to go with it. Her songs are very mellow and they’re nice to listen to. I’ll be honest, she’ll probably sell a few records here and there among the Asian community but it takes a lot more than nice mellow songs to get to superstar status. Which is okay, I’m not so sure she’s going for that anyways. It’s funny how bitchy girls like Tila Tequila get all the attention and become superstars to some extent. That’s just the way the world works but man I’d take Ailee over Tila Tequila any day of the week!

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