Adult Star Kaylani Lei Gets Lei’d

December 29th, 2007

Adult Star Kaylani Lei Gets Lei’d

I just love Asian starlet Kaylani Lei’s headline on Myspace. “It’s not a lay till you get Lei’d.” Pun totally intended. Kaylani Lei’s real name is Ashley Spalding so it wouldn’t quite work out if she had to use her real name. It’s not a lay till you get Spalding’d. Yea. Totally wouldn’t work. Reminds me of Big 5 Sporting Goods where I go and buy basketballs that are branded Spalding. Except I’d much rather get an Ashley Spalding than a b-ball labeled Spalding.

If you haven’t seen any of Kaylani’s videos, they’re a must for any Asian adult video fans. She does a wonderful job of looking aloof while getting the action done. She’s even been nominated for several positions by Adult Video News.. such as Best Actress in Sweatshop (2004) and Beautiful (2004). I’ve never seen those, but maybe I will now. With over 95 films under her belt, goodness knows it’d take me a whole month to watch every movie on a daily basis.

Okay, who’s the lucky guy that gets to watch Kaylani Lei piss in the bathroom. Who the fuck thought to take some random ass picture of Kaylani on a toilet with her pants down. Ingenious. Well it’s a lot better than watching the Jackass crew go to a home improvement store and shit in the toilet. That was disgusting. This is beautiful.

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